Distorted Voice: h̰̑̽ͪͨ͢ȇ̌̅̽̿̃ͭ͞ḷ͛̈̾̏ͧ̎ͨp̭̬̲̀ͬ ̴̪̼̭̞̾ͭm͛͌͂̂͒̇e̹̥͈̳

Voice 1:

Hello, you may have heard us before. We hope this is a little more clear than the original transmissions.



Voice 2:

Can't be sure with these damn things.



Voice 1:

It's fine, they'll text us if they can't hear.



Voice 2:

I don't even know if they can text us.



Voice 1:

You've done well setting this up in a rush, they'll be fine. It'll be fine. Ignore her, it'll be fine. You're fine. We're fine. It's all fine.



Voice 2:

Oh for God—



Voice 1:

Anyway. We need your help. We need you to find other survivors and start messing with our systems and apps. We're in the beta test but we think we've gotten everything down. We can track you but not very well without testing the limitations.



Voice 2:

It's as good as it's going to get.



Voice 1:

Sigh.



Voice 2:

Did you just say the word sigh out loud?



Voice 1:

I suggest if you find other survivors—



Voice 2:

Are you ignoring what I just asked?



Voice 1:

—that you don't stay in one place for long. We're tracking a few migrations.



Voice 2:

You are, aren't you? You're ignoring what I'm saying. Forget it, I can do this, I'll fix it.



Voice 1:

While she works, I have a little bit of time but not a lot of answers. Ask away.



Distortion & tones until end.